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Not anyone's bitch.

Kingdom of me.

eighteen years of existence and making unimaginable history.

lots of love to give.

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Boy: Miss, dito ba yung cashier?
Girl: Hindi. Bakit?
Boy: Mukha ka kasing bayaran ee.

Love story: “Text”

BOY: Hindi ko na kaya tong ginagawa mo sakin eh. Lagi na lang! Sa lahat ng sasabihin mo, nahihirapan ako. I’m sorry babe, I just can’t take it anymore. Sobrang pagod na akong intindihin ka. :(

GIRL: „bvHeiiB aNoUh bV4h 3An6 pN46xx4b1h m0uH ?? di cKitAh mA1NtiNd1hAn !! aNoUh bVaNg NuAg4w4h QuOh x3oH !! bV4T k4h nKk1pAg bVr3Yk xk3n ?! pFuaG uXz4pn nhU4T3N to !! JUJUJU !! T_T

(Source: allmy-sh1t)

Life is simple, People make it difficult.

Parang ganito lang…

Words are simple.
Jejemons make it difficult.

(Source: allmy-sh1t)

Alam mo ba sa tuwing kakanta ka, Naiisip ko dapat sa radyo ka na lang kumanta o kaya sa tv..

Wala lang,

Para madaling patayin.

(Source: allmy-sh1t)

It’s not my fault that when I was a baby, I was dropped in a box of glitters and have been shining ever since

(Source: allmy-sh1t)

PAG GIRLS,
GIRL 1: Ang ganda mo naman!
GIRL 2: Thank you, pareho lang naman tayo.

PAG BOYS,
BOY 1: Ang gwapo mo naman!
BOY 2: Bakla ka ba?

(Source: allmy-sh1t)

The longer I stay single, the longer I serve as a public temptation and a threat to someone’s relationship.

(Source: allmy-sh1t)

Some boys are cheaters. Some boys are fakes. Lousy lies are all they make. You’ll see no bounds of what they can do. Because boys these days, got boyfriends too!

(Source: allmy-sh1t)

Ano ang mas masarap pakuluan?

Ang dahon ng Lagundi? o Ang mukha ng Malandi?

(Source: allmy-sh1t)